Title: snirthday sex (snail birthday sex)
Fandom: VIXX
Rating: somewhere btw PG-13 and R?
Genre: crack
Word Count: 1,769
Pairing: Hakyeon/Taekwoon
Summary: (TFLN) "his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so i sent her a pic of me sucking his dick"
Warnings: secondhand embarrassment, Hakyeon
Notes: I LIIIIIIIIVE ( Read more... )

Title: strawberry bubblegum
Fandom: EXO
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 2,377 words
Pairing: girl!Sehun/Suho
Summary: Junmyeon’s never been good at refusing his friends. Especially when that "friend" just so happens to be Sehun.
Notes: this is the second most self-indulgent au i’ve written for and will be dedicated to jess because it’s all her fault ( Read more... )

Title: i just wanna see you (strip)
Fandom: SHINee/EXO
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: 3,167 words
Pairing: Taemin/Kai
Summary: Alright, so, maybe Taemin didn't really think this "bet" thing all the way through.
Notes: this basically has no plot, it's just sex. but !! it's also for my baby girl, lucentic (who gave me the idea for this almost a year ago holy shit ( Read more... )

Title: Free to a Good Home
Fandom: B.A.P./IU
Rating: G
Genre: fluff
Word count: 2,764
Pairing: IU/Yongguk
Summary: Yongguk likes small things, small like Jieun herself is, so in a way it's not really surprising.
Notes: In Which Emily Writes People She Doesn’t Know That Well. (THIS IS ALL MIA’S FAULT SHE ENCOURAGED ME TO WRITE CUTE PEOPLE SHIP ( Read more... )

Title: the speed of memories
Fandom: SHINee
Rating: PG
Genre: a..ng...st?
Word count: 2,882
Pairing: JongKey, OnKey
Summary: It was just another past-life love, people said. But that wasn't quite right.
Notes: This was a plot that came to me at ass o’clock this morning. I then spent the rest of the day at work poking at it until it looked like this ( Read more... )

Title: A Frilling Tale
Fandom: EXO
Rating: R
Genre: crack
Word count: 4,586
Pairing: SeHo
Summary: Sehun never thought he'd be wanting Junmyeon to slow down more, yet there he was.
Notes: Well, this 'Verse escalated quickly. Um. This is for Mia and Haze because they've spent quite a lot of time telling me how they feel about Sehun in this. Mia ( Read more... )

Fandom: EXO
Rating: PG
Word count: 6,872 total
Pairing: SeSoo, KyungMyeon
Notes: This is the end of official haec!verse, as far as I am concerned. I have this inkling that I might write later SeKai too, but no promises, also it might end up being tweetfic. Just saying ( Read more... )

Title: Once a Thong a Time
Fandom: EXO
Rating: PG-ish
Genre: crack
Word count: 1,553
Pairing: ChanKai
Summary: *Spongebob announcer voice* Later that evening...
Notes: Oh, look I did another thing to torment Jess. Isn't it lovely? I'm glad we live in a country where we can torment Jess. Good night, America ( Read more... )

Title: Bookstore Meeting
Fandom: EXO
Rating: PG
Genre: fluff
Word count: 2,856
Pairing: SeKai
Summary: Jongin has either the best or worst hyungs ever.
Notes: The other half of the first SeKai meeting from haec olim because this universe needs more cute in it. The Kyungsoo and Junmyeon ones may not be so cute. I'm sorry.

( I didn't know your type was tall, thin, and full of distain for humanity. )

Title: Paradox
Fandom: EXO
Rating: G
Genre: oh, crack
Word count: 2,250
Pairing: SuChen (only mentioned)
Summary: Junmyeon was apprenticed to a pirate at a young age, by mistake, and is now free. He considers it his duty to rid the world of his former crew, and has fallen in love with the ward of a rather dubious Major-General. Then things get ( Read more... )